One of my new buds, texted me and asked if I were interested in being an author of a celebrity blog, and of course I jumped at the opportunity. I am HUGELY opinionated person, and if you ask me my opinion counts for EVERYTHING, not just a small minute part of the world, BUT EVERYTHING. Whether its politics, music, or of course celebrities I always have something to say. Argue against me and I can definitely make you rethink your own opinion. I am the way of the world, in my opinion of course.
So with all of that said this synopsis, will hopefully be updated every Sunday, the real one, but I'm a college student, so sometimes Fridays, like today, have to be Honorary Sundays. And on top of that today is a very ridiculous day in the entertainment industry so I just had to blog about it.
Unfortunately todays top story is the Letterman Blackmail thingymajig. Some skanky emmy award winning news producer, tried to extort poor ol' Dave. Yes you read correctly an effing EMMY AWARD WINNING NEWS PRODUCER. Not only is she already filthy stinking rich[duh she won an EMMY] she wanted 2 effing million dollars out of good ol'Dave. WTF!!?? is wrong with chick. And get this she wasn't even having, [um relations] with ol'Dave. It was the other female employees. She was just being a tattle tell. Yesterday was the trial, ol'Dave testified, against her of course. and she was put on bail, for 10% of what she tried to extort, serves her right, BUT, again [shes won an effing emmy] so that was posted very soon after.
WTF is going on with chick. I don't think she realized that ol'Dave is a playa playa, and he doesn't care if people know he had [um relations] with employees. And I definitely don't think she realized that if convicted she can serve up to 15 years in a FEDERAL PRISON. Nevermind the 15 years, but an effing FEDERAL PIN! after this she may be extorted for have [um relations] with other female inmates. Well this goes to serve everyone of his employees ol'Dave cannot be extorted, he will sue your ass all the way into federal prison, where there is a slight chance of you ever winning another EMMY.
This has been an amazing honorary Sunday, thanks for reading.